Money to burn...
On what? Pilgrim's Men Collection IV. The highlight of this season's jewellery collection is the Spunky Glam, which is inspired by the sperm. Tagline says "Life starts here". Spunky Glam is available in plain metal or studded with Swarovski crystals.

Why? Here is your opportunity to tell the world what a fine stud you are.

By whom? Danish fashion jeweller Pilgrim, famous for their finely crafted women's jewellery and accessories.

Where can I get one? You're still here, good. Available at airport duty free shops and selected outlets worldwide.

Who can pull this off? David Beckham. Confident men. Men with sense of humour. Very good looking men.

Verdict? A great ice breaker.